Hello it’s Raye here
Please get nice and comfortable
and lock your phones because the story is about to begin
Uh

Ladies and gentlemen
I’m guna tell you bout
One of the many men
Name is Irrelevant
Height is irrelevant
He was a 1/10
I wish that I knew it then
I’m still recovering uh

Truly I’m venerable
I love a sentiment
Quickly I opened up
I learned my lesson then
thought I was safe again
Thought he was innocent
I was so wrong

I can’t deny
I was stuck in a daze
A terrible phase
You was convincing tho
Very believable
The Role that you played

So I’ll take
This front row seat
Baby baby You can
Go ahead, cry those
Oscar winning tears
Pop corn and I scream
Baby baby
You can go ahead
Cry those
Oscar winning tears baby

Oh what a tragedy
It didn’t have to be
Look how you talk to me
Cursing and blasphemy
Cinematography
Get this on camera please
Or no one’s gon believe this here

I can’t deny I thought
You were the man
But you had a plan
The fuck are you lying for
Fuck are you crying for
You did it again

So I’ll take
This front row seat
Baby baby You can
Go ahead, cry those
Oscar winning tears
Pop corn and I scream
Baby baby
You can go ahead
Cry those
Oscar winning tears baby

Tears (Tears Cry Them)
You can miss me with the bullshit
I can see right through your tears
Tears (Tears Cry Them)

9 o’clock entertainment
Oh man I wish I could tape it
Sit down
No tissues
No string section
No tiny violin
For the last time I’m your audience

I’ll take, this front row seat, and baby baby you can go ahead and cry those
Baby
Oh baby baby baby would you really go ahead and would you go ahead and just cry
Cry, cry those, Oscar, winning, tears baby
(Tears, tears cry them)
(Go ahead cry those Oscar winning)

And after his Oscar winning performance, I left the room, and never saw him again.